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Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Tuesday has too much stuff

Hi.
I forgot what I was gonna write. This is how my screen looks like right now.

Omg took me like 5 minutes to block out everything in that screenshot.

In History, Rhodes is talking about President Roosevelt.
Ummi made soup. I ate 4 ladelfuls.
I made some banana crepe type things without any recipe. they worked yesterday, today, they stuck to the pan. I screamed and threw my head into the pan.

I need to edit my video today for my tech channel.
I really need a new editing program. After Effects is no editing program.
I used to use iMovie. It got deleted when we restored the Mac.

N made cupcakes yesterday
Abi kept calling them cakes. I told him several times that they were CUPcakes, but he just said,
"After you dan tun off campute N, do your cakes."
By 'Do' he meant put away.

I momorazzied one page of Al Mu'minun this morning. It's a nice surah. Seems easy so far.
Mahd join the AW classes yesterday. YEsterday was Monday. He ran (as usual) and his glossy hair flopped.
I don't know who's hair is more shiny and glossy and sheeny; Must's or Mahd's. Probably Must's
 They're both boys, so this is weird to write.

Street Racing is fun.

Skinomi is a nice company.
Buy from them.

I want a penny board. Because I'm bored.
Actually, I've wanted one for a year or so, because they're cruisers and all you do is cruise on them. That would be nice to go on the masjid on because Abi doesn't have to put down the seats and heave my bike into the van.
Cyrus got a penny board like 2 months ago.

Class is actually really boring today.

Lindvig murdered me today.
"NO! It's ONE! not TWO! AND NO! NO! NO, HOMPSUH!"
The only reason I said anything is because no one else said anything, so I went for it and got murdered.

I did math. Irrational.

I went and listened to class because it suddenly got interesting.
I have to write a fireside chat.
Sounds cool.

Er... N has to hurry up with that computer so I can go edit my video.

Ok I'm done with this post.

Cyrus might come today. I still have his girly purple comb that he left.
Class is over.

Abi stole my phone. I need it back for my Tech video.
Don't really know why he stole it. Usually he has a reason. This time, it was because... I didn't know how to do my math? What does math have to do with my phone?

Monday, January 13, 2014

"New" (curly fingered) Car

Me and Abi went to el Paso to pick up the car he bought (civic). Ayob dropped us off. Sirtawè was there too and he was complaining about his broken 4S. But last night he told me that he got it fixed.

We got there and took five years-wait actually six- to put the air filter in. Looloo went to ask for a screwdriver and he got a man as well. Bonus. The man used his iPhone 5C to figure out the filter. We left and went to the gas station. Looloo then drove when we left the gas station.

"Your dad drives like an old lady. If we were on a road trip I'd be killing meself. "

Looloo drove very fast. And my head stuck to my headrest.
We went to his parent's house.
I ate Clementines.
Haha. You didnt get any.
We printed the temporary plate.
We left the house and went somewhere but I forgot where
 
Oh yeah it was the car wash. We carwashed and vacuumed.

Oh yeah by the way the car's rims are real nice. They have S on them. Me and Cyrus were outside last night and on the cement sidewalk we saw an S, which is my sister's initial. I said she's so vain and Cyrus said yeah isn't there s 's on your rims too? VAIN.  Theyre real naas, or as y'all in america call it; nice.
Americans.

We went to the mechanic. The transmission is bad. He shall replace it. I think he's the guy who drove my van when i went camping.

Saturday, October 19, 2013

We won

For the first time since Daddy left, the team I was in WON 4-3!

But my ankle got retwisted.

Friday, October 18, 2013

Today

Azul told us to clean. She assigned me the bathroom and outside. 

We went to Joomah.

We went to Shopping
Oh yeah, at Albertsons, my debit card didnt work because Abi set a 30$ limit per month on it. Of course i forgot about that so I swiped it like 3 times. The cashier was not very nice, very impatient and know it all, leaning his arm on the thing. He said snobbily;
"Funds Insufficient,"
And stared at me satisfactorily. The guy who bagged our stuff was silent.
So then me and S payed 20 dollars each of our cash.

We went home.

I went to soccer at 4:30 on the bus
Usually I wait at the bus stop mby myself, but this time there was a chinese woman who had an iPhone 4S and was listening to stuff. She was wearing a gray hoodie and holding a cloth bag with a bomb in it just kidding.

I landed at campus and walked fastly cuz the bus was 10 mins late. s r s l y man. I arrived there at idk what time, but everyone was already there, and we started after I put my shoes on.
Youb came and picked my nose me up. He came with Tawi, but I was Goalie o i told people to be goailie, but they were all snobby and wanted to be defender and junk so I just left them with no goalie. We were losing like 11 - 4 anyway so who honestly cares.

I ate a lollipop at Mooey gave me.
Oh yeah btw my ankle got twisted and I could barely walk after Isha. But at least it wasnt in vain because I actually got the ball that time from Fal. But then I wrestled a hefty kid and all the movement got it untwisted. Btw I won every single time, and we fought like 8 times, and Dola was cheering us on cuz he said wrestling is soona.

I got two slices of pizza then someone donated me one more. One was cheese and the other was juicy jalapenos and then the one that got donated to me was just green pepper.
The jalapenos made my face get hot.

I went bck home with mooey in the backseat with two other guys. I sat on the hump, so I was taller than them. BEAT THAT, 5'11"ers. (they were both 5'11")

I bathed and brash mai teeth.
The End.

Z is being annoying behind me and playing with my weights and pretending he's speaking by making sounds. (Hint to Z: THAT ISNT SPEAKING)

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Eid

This is my Eid post.


On Eid morning we woke up, then prayed Fajr and stuff, then me and Z and Kylie went to the masjid at 7:20 and then N and S came later because Kylie's mom's car wouldn't fit us all. Me and Kylie were pretty much the first people there other than Reekwan and Sirtawe and a saudi guy with a fancy Mustang.At 7:30 they started the takbeer stuff and it was kind of weird because only Sirtawe and Ammar were saying it so you could hear both of their voices. Also, I think Ammar put the mic too close to his mouth. Also, when people started coming, Ammar kept on screaming into the mic: "Louder brathars. Fear allah." So me and Kylie did it a bit.

So then we started praying at 8:00. Gazumi led the prayer, and after the prayer he did the khutba. Then the Khutba ended and i rammed through all the hugging men to get to the food, but unfortunately a man and some kids beat me and kylie to the food. I got an egg sandwich, SOME ROTI CHANAI! But I think it was parthas, not roti chanai- and I also got  huge cinnamon bun, some rice and some danishes. Kylie got so little food, he's so junky. he couldn't even finish it.

No other boys came, because there was school. Kylie didn't have school because he goes to a strange private school.

After we ate and stuff, i brought a bunch of gifts to the mimbar and then I was assigned to give kids candy with Kylie. Then a kid, which I will call Ar, barged in and said,

"CAN I HELP? Let Me help? Cn I help? Hey! Can I help? Huh?"

Then Kylie got kind of annoyed and let Ar take his spot. Then I basically just pulled the candy out of the big black trash bag, and Ar snatched it from my hand, clapping nd telling me to hurry up as if everything was so frantic. Also, a dumb kid who I'll call Tamarind stole three bags of candy and lied and said he didnt have any yet. What a greed.

I got a bunch of tootsie rolls from a aluminum pan and also a tootsie pop and more stuff. I got two pocketfuls of candy, but unfortunately i finished it all on Eid day. After the gifts were finished being passed out I asked for a balloon nd used the helium, but apparently the helium wasnt 100 percent helium because my voice was only babyish for like 10 seconds.

Then Me, Kylie and Ammar entertained ourselves by jumping like cats with thawbs and fancy eid clothes to get the balloons on the ceiling. I wore my brown thawb and it limited my jumping because it is so heavy.

My phone vibrated a couple of times during the Khutba because Daddy was chatting with me.


After we left the masjid Kylie came with us to our house and photobombed our eid pictures, and then we did some pretty cool stuff. Also he wanted to play a weird dumbish game tht was essentially tag, but to tag someone you stab them in the stomach with Z's fake bowie knife that I bought for him, and it has teeth marks on it because he used to bite it.

Sal picked us up at like, 4 as soon as the athan on the computer started. We stopped by Albertsons to get some juice, then we went to her house, where Kylie's dad had to pick up Kylie to go to football practice. Me and N jumped on the trampoline and I did beautiful flips.

The End.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Hey

Mom and dad are in Hosh, but a big burly man who used to be an mma fighter is stayin with us, so robbers wont murder.

jk

butanywhooooooooooooooo they went to quataw but now they're in Medinah.

Nura's 14 or something today. Z is doing junk and crying cuz of cheesy lips. Sakinah's doing bad stuff in her room. Dugglass got i ntrouble in Bio class.
I need to watch a vid for class brb. its about lipids.

11 mins later....


Hello. We learned that a random guy likes in N out burgies. But he says he'll get heart disease. He wears Glashes.

Salt is made of two poisons. Abi's phone is really thick.

Friday, September 20, 2013

I posted a new video.

This is it.



Okay here are my plans, brostuffs. For MytechHf, a new vid every Friday. I prefilm the videos then upload them as unlisted. Then I make them public on Friday. Deal?

Well I got one more filmed video and I believe I should start filming my Nexus 4 review. I want it to be around 7 minutes long, hopefully less.

I need more ideas for MeTubeHF. My monthly views have gone down, so I'm thinkin' new vid every Monday?