We won

For the first time since Daddy left, the team I was in WON 4-3!

But my ankle got retwisted.

Today

Azul told us to clean. She assigned me the bathroom and outside. 

We went to Joomah.

We went to Shopping
Oh yeah, at Albertsons, my debit card didnt work because Abi set a 30$ limit per month on it. Of course i forgot about that so I swiped it like 3 times. The cashier was not very nice, very impatient and know it all, leaning his arm on the thing. He said snobbily;
"Funds Insufficient,"
And stared at me satisfactorily. The guy who bagged our stuff was silent.
So then me and S payed 20 dollars each of our cash.

We went home.

I went to soccer at 4:30 on the bus
Usually I wait at the bus stop mby myself, but this time there was a chinese woman who had an iPhone 4S and was listening to stuff. She was wearing a gray hoodie and holding a cloth bag with a bomb in it just kidding.

I landed at campus and walked fastly cuz the bus was 10 mins late. s r s l y man. I arrived there at idk what time, but everyone was already there, and we started after I put my shoes on.
Youb came and picked my nose me up. He came with Tawi, but I was Goalie o i told people to be goailie, but they were all snobby and wanted to be defender and junk so I just left them with no goalie. We were losing like 11 - 4 anyway so who honestly cares.

I ate a lollipop at Mooey gave me.
Oh yeah btw my ankle got twisted and I could barely walk after Isha. But at least it wasnt in vain because I actually got the ball that time from Fal. But then I wrestled a hefty kid and all the movement got it untwisted. Btw I won every single time, and we fought like 8 times, and Dola was cheering us on cuz he said wrestling is soona.

I got two slices of pizza then someone donated me one more. One was cheese and the other was juicy jalapenos and then the one that got donated to me was just green pepper.
The jalapenos made my face get hot.

I went bck home with mooey in the backseat with two other guys. I sat on the hump, so I was taller than them. BEAT THAT, 5'11"ers. (they were both 5'11")

I bathed and brash mai teeth.
The End.

Z is being annoying behind me and playing with my weights and pretending he's speaking by making sounds. (Hint to Z: THAT ISNT SPEAKING)

Eid

This is my Eid post.


On Eid morning we woke up, then prayed Fajr and stuff, then me and Z and Kylie went to the masjid at 7:20 and then N and S came later because Kylie's mom's car wouldn't fit us all. Me and Kylie were pretty much the first people there other than Reekwan and Sirtawe and a saudi guy with a fancy Mustang.At 7:30 they started the takbeer stuff and it was kind of weird because only Sirtawe and Ammar were saying it so you could hear both of their voices. Also, I think Ammar put the mic too close to his mouth. Also, when people started coming, Ammar kept on screaming into the mic: "Louder brathars. Fear allah." So me and Kylie did it a bit.

So then we started praying at 8:00. Gazumi led the prayer, and after the prayer he did the khutba. Then the Khutba ended and i rammed through all the hugging men to get to the food, but unfortunately a man and some kids beat me and kylie to the food. I got an egg sandwich, SOME ROTI CHANAI! But I think it was parthas, not roti chanai- and I also got  huge cinnamon bun, some rice and some danishes. Kylie got so little food, he's so junky. he couldn't even finish it.

No other boys came, because there was school. Kylie didn't have school because he goes to a strange private school.

After we ate and stuff, i brought a bunch of gifts to the mimbar and then I was assigned to give kids candy with Kylie. Then a kid, which I will call Ar, barged in and said,

"CAN I HELP? Let Me help? Cn I help? Hey! Can I help? Huh?"

Then Kylie got kind of annoyed and let Ar take his spot. Then I basically just pulled the candy out of the big black trash bag, and Ar snatched it from my hand, clapping nd telling me to hurry up as if everything was so frantic. Also, a dumb kid who I'll call Tamarind stole three bags of candy and lied and said he didnt have any yet. What a greed.

I got a bunch of tootsie rolls from a aluminum pan and also a tootsie pop and more stuff. I got two pocketfuls of candy, but unfortunately i finished it all on Eid day. After the gifts were finished being passed out I asked for a balloon nd used the helium, but apparently the helium wasnt 100 percent helium because my voice was only babyish for like 10 seconds.

Then Me, Kylie and Ammar entertained ourselves by jumping like cats with thawbs and fancy eid clothes to get the balloons on the ceiling. I wore my brown thawb and it limited my jumping because it is so heavy.

My phone vibrated a couple of times during the Khutba because Daddy was chatting with me.


After we left the masjid Kylie came with us to our house and photobombed our eid pictures, and then we did some pretty cool stuff. Also he wanted to play a weird dumbish game tht was essentially tag, but to tag someone you stab them in the stomach with Z's fake bowie knife that I bought for him, and it has teeth marks on it because he used to bite it.

Sal picked us up at like, 4 as soon as the athan on the computer started. We stopped by Albertsons to get some juice, then we went to her house, where Kylie's dad had to pick up Kylie to go to football practice. Me and N jumped on the trampoline and I did beautiful flips.

The End.

Hey

Mom and dad are in Hosh, but a big burly man who used to be an mma fighter is stayin with us, so robbers wont murder.

jk

butanywhooooooooooooooo they went to quataw but now they're in Medinah.

Nura's 14 or something today. Z is doing junk and crying cuz of cheesy lips. Sakinah's doing bad stuff in her room. Dugglass got i ntrouble in Bio class.
I need to watch a vid for class brb. its about lipids.

11 mins later....


Hello. We learned that a random guy likes in N out burgies. But he says he'll get heart disease. He wears Glashes.

Salt is made of two poisons. Abi's phone is really thick.

I posted a new video.

This is it.



Okay here are my plans, brostuffs. For MytechHf, a new vid every Friday. I prefilm the videos then upload them as unlisted. Then I make them public on Friday. Deal?

Well I got one more filmed video and I believe I should start filming my Nexus 4 review. I want it to be around 7 minutes long, hopefully less.

I need more ideas for MeTubeHF. My monthly views have gone down, so I'm thinkin' new vid every Monday?

Afternoon

I got 100 views in 7 days, so no screaming.
The alarm battery is low.
Den den den den den.
 The Malaysian student is here, but Mom and N are nit back yet.

Almost there

If you've been paying attention to my twitter feed up there /|\ then you must realize I only have 42 more views left until my goal as opposed to the original 62 5 hours ago. Google plus communities are awesome.

We Be Getting...

A new rice cooker.



I need to make my intro + outro for MyTechHF. I think intro is sufficient. I already have an idea, but implementing it is kinda hard.


But I now changed my idea, literally 5 seconds ago, so hopefully dis stuff is awesome. Stay tuned. I also have to advertise my channel more. I want to get 100 views on my Nexus 4 unboxing at least in a week. Max is a week an a half. If I don't get 100, I'll go outside, scream, and walk calmly back in.

We are now on day 5 at 38 views. To round it up nicely, let's give 100 views 11 days.

So 6 more to go.

So I'm going to go get some ice cream now. After this post

I just finished reading The Sun Trail, the new 'Warriors' book. Wow, I don't even know what the series is called. Let me check right now.





Ok it actually is called Warriors

Well spoiler: Clear Sky is dumb.

Twitter

I added my twitter feed up there ^^ That's the best place to put it, because I want the sides clear. Deal with it.

New Video on the new channel

My Nexus 4 came last friday. I got a million apps on it. I also filmed the unboxing, and also two accessory reviews, but I will schedule them to  post weekly, on either Friday or Monday. I still have no intro yet, sorry kids. N deleted the one I was rendering. So I have to make it again, and I made it again yesterday but someone deleted it again I think. Gr..

Here's the new vidvid.

Nice going. First video on my new channel, one new subscriber within 24 hours, and 24 views in two days. Pretty good, I'd say. Sorry guys, I also subbed to myself... lol.

My shipment

My shipment is now in a town up north about 3 hours away that begins with A. It will arrive either tonight or tomorrow. The estimated arrival date is tomorrow, but we'll see.

Updates

Ummi cut my hair. O M G
Well acshully its pretty good. I wanted to make a new Youtube Avatar, especially since I made a new channel. I now introduce you to MYTECHHF

My first video will be the Nexus 4 unboxing when it comes on Friday Inshelleh.

When the channel develops I plan on requesting an Oppo N1 review unit. Oppo seems like a nice company.

I was just in Litricher class and there are too many attendees.

Here are my plans for today:

-Do Essay with lame prompt
-Do junky old Worldy Wise
-Cover Art for new channel
-Avatar for Gmail, Google Plus, MeTubeHF and MeTechHF
-Stuff


Well I gotta do my essay now cya.

Be Smart

I guess the last post didn't have enough details? idk.

Anyway, I'm Getting a Nexus 4. I think it's coming Tuesday. I'm going to make a bunch of videos on it inshelleh. Here are my video plans.

-Unboxing and First Impressions
-Review (includes Camera test and stuff)
-Android 4.3
-App Reviews
-Possibly Case reviews
-Maybe something on google Now


My estimated views per day on these sort of videos is about 5, but I'm guessing 1 or 2 on the first day. Hopefully this will make my ranking higher.

Anyway, the reason I'm getting it is because I simply want it.  I've wanted it for over a year but I didn't  have enough money, so instead I vouched for the Nexus 7, which is pretty much the same thing with  a bigger screen and no SIM slot. But on Eid Gramps gave us money and I also won that Paypal thing and now the Nexus 4 price is lowered by $100, and it was cheap to begin with. So I got the 16GB variant. I want to get this one for all my apps and use it to check my social networks and stuff and also call someone if I ever get more than 3 people to ever call.
Lol.

I don't even really want it to call people with. Maybe text people with, but I use texting apps for that. Also, I want to use my iPod for Quran and my iPod is pretty much totally out of storage space. Makes sense, because we got it for Quran anyway, which takes up about 2 GB of those 8GB. And I only consider something over 50 dollars completely mine if I bought it. So my bed technically is mine, but It really isn't. Anyway, I actually want to own the Nexus 4 with no restrictions. I will also share it with Ummi when she "needs" a phone for her quran classes and when she wants to listen to Ko Ann, her favorite artist on it.
Just kidding. Ko Ann is how malaysians say Quraaaaaan

Also this thing might be good to film some of my parkour stuff on it, even though yes, i know that the Nexus 4 isn't the best camera ever. But hey, it's a camera and it's better than my iPod's .7 megapixeller. Yes, POINT SEVEN

I'll probably use restricted profiles so Ummi can have her own profile on the phone. That'd be cool, doodies.


Now for my very uninteresting news. I went to the doctor today and the nurse told me to take everything off but my undies so I could put my little robe made of tissue on. I ripped it a little and I wasn't broad enough for the shoulders. BTW I kept my pants on, cuz Ummi said that the doctor prolly wont even look under there or anything, so what's the point?

So ha ha you mean nurse.

Cuz she also wanted me to have a shot against Najsdkms or something like that. it started with N. BUT I didn't get one. Also they wanted to suck my blood out of my arm but my excuse was: I'm fasting

ANAA SAA IM

Cuz I was angry
JK LOL

I might go to a Gym to do beayyyyutiful parkour. Still being Deescassed.

I'm Getting a Nexus 4

Daddy ordered me a Nexus 4 litchrelly 30 minutes ago. It shld arrive in 3-5 days. Thanks for that, Dad.
It's such a huge steal for 200 bucks, and it's UNLOCKED. That's crazy man. I'll make some videos on it for my channel, so stay tuned, blokes.

Nexus 4

The Nexus 4 is a hundred dollars off! I know this means that the nexus 5 is coming, but I think the Nexus 4 is pretty much futureproof, after all, it's a nexus with NFC and wireless charging. I want to get it with my money so I own it and share it with Ummi, because she always steals my iPod to do her Quran.
Last night I saw the tweet right before Isha and I was all like, MANRUCRAZY?! cuz it was cheap to start with.

I need to make more videos.

Any ideas? I want to make a short film, but i don't even have a camera I can use. The only functioning camera I can use is the iPad camera, but I want to do some filming outside, so no way. Os I want to get the Canon Powershot, but I don't want to use my current money to buy one, even though I have enough money. I want to get some more money, specifically around 185 bucks to buy this majigger. It has really nice depth of field. That means its field goes really deep down to the earth's core.

But anyway, even if I do get one, I still need to make videos now and I also need ideas for videos for when I get one. My views have gone down from 300 monthly to 200. So... Wait actually I can make a video. I have a bunch of parkour footage from eid but I want to get some more footage but the thing is that there is no one to hold he camera to film my moves, and I don't have a tripod, so... blah.

ALSO I need to get a video editor. Windows Movie Maker does the job, but it's so limited, and the Macbook has no iMovie cuz I restored it from CD. I mean, I could buy it in the mac app store but it isn't worth it, because the Mac is Roesack, which is a malay word that means Rope sack.

The only thing I can see myself getting is Premiere pro through Crack file, but on the adobe site I can't find a free trial. After Effects runs too slow on my computer. I need to upgrade this thing, but it's hard to upgrade slim towers.

Z is playing starfall games. I will write what I hear from them.

*Lame music in background*
Dundundundun, dendendendennendendendenh, dundundundundun, dendendendenhehnehd
Z: Okayshlkd
Z: Maybe that one, HEEHEHEHEE *Pats feet on the floor*

*Drum sounds and brids sounds start and go faster and faster*
Ummi: Wetwetwet
*More Drums*
*Ummi types*
Ummi: No you don't keep doing that, Z!
Ummi: Is that right, nooe Red, red you already red the bok yeah!
Ummi: Soh SOH SAUCE!
Ummi: Sang Yeah! You got up!
*Song ends*
Ummi: chicken stacker!
Computer: ABCD WATERMELON! AH EH OOOHH! OHH!
Ummi: That's the O sound. Short oh. short o.
Ummi: Stack five-
Computer: *Chicken bawks* Whoops. let's try again!

that's too tiring and boring so I have stopped. I need to go do some wordly unwise but I'm on my break..

i'm fasting my second day of shawwal today. I ate pb sandwiches for suhoor and choked.

Btw, I was wrong. Roe sack means messed up.


The computer just said
LETS KILL SOME MORE CHICKENS!
Z said "Yeah!"


What? It just said fuzzy lion ears.


I have a beautiful NERF Nite Striker in front of me. It is cocked and loaded.

It said fuzzy lion ears again.


Yes, Nite Strikers can talk.


I don't know what to write.

Pooh is fat.


It's 10:45 AM now. 9 hours and 15 minutes left until Eeftor. that's how gangsters say iftar.

I can't remember anything at all that happened this week other than the fact that we went to a music and dance school and bought Raw milk in a jar. And I just realized that we don't actually know if that milk is raw. how do we know that they aren't just selling us milk from the stores. Pouring it in a jar doesn't fool nobody, kids.

Anyway, I tasted some because Ummi threw away my Tang and doesn't remember that she did. It tastes like milk that got frozen and then the ice melted into water.


Okay, what else happened?

I went to the bathroom on Monday. That happened.

What else? Ugh this post is not saving. I'm going to copy and paste all this junk to a new post and publeeshi it.

Hallo

I'm writing random things right now. That will explain the title of this post.

So everybody seems to be writing little eid posts. How cute. I shall join the party.

The night before eid we went to sight the moon that wasn't there. but we decided it was eid anyway. A guy took his Shahadah after Isha. He was 16.

The next day we went to the masjid and the front twine fence had trash on it. Wait, it wasn't trash! it was cups stuck in between the wires to write something. I still am unsure what it spelled. In the beginning, daddy and me were at the masjid on Wednesday and somebody screwed up and started writing H A on the wrong side of the fence but later on they converted that into some arabic word.

In the morning I was first in line and I got all my food. I got a donut, two keghussaaa'ts (croissants), and some potato salad type thing. There was two huge pans of bread. I wanted to get the bread until I heard them clang against the pan and each other when a guy got a bread. Apparently it was bread that was supposed to be dipped in non existent soup.

Why am I making one word bold per paragraph?

Oh I guess it can be half a word too.

Yes, I know the paragraph above did not have a bold word, but that is beyond the point.
As I said before, I am writing random things, and I just remembered that the last post I did on this blog was the paypal Gift card thingy. Well I have already claimed the card, thanks for not asking, but it took a long time cuz my dad insisted I talk to his IT guy with wispy hair and too much computer screens and too much unopened apple TVs. I wonder what IT stands for. probably Intermediate Tom. but the guy's name was Carlos. So maybe Inyoface Talker. Well not really cuz I was standing behind him and he was scared to look at me or something so he talked to the air on the opposite side of him.
"Yeah I think it's a scam, the hoshfosi is kinda shlsww"
I forgot what he said.
but anyways I will settle with IT standing for Intern Torn if only because those were the first two words that came to my mind at that moment.

Back to Eid.

We got stuff this eid surprisingly. Z got a bunch of junky Zaky DVD's. he is watching one right now. Zaky sings too much. But at least Z also got some cool DVDs. He got Salman The Persian, Before the Light, and Great Women of Islam. I like B4 The Light best.

Me, N and S tinky got money from gramps. Mine is in my bank account that I made yesterday after we went to farmers market.

I want to get a Nexus 7 with the paypal money. following the dimensions I found online, I made a cardboard thing the exact size of the new Nexus 7 and it fit in my pocket, and also it felt very cool and small. It's way smaller than it looks in videos.

Well nayway, back to Eid morning. I got my food, then went outside with a kid wearing fancy pink baju melayu and another kid wearing clothes. We tried to wallrun the masjid with fancy clothes on. i ended up bouncing off the wall and rolling in the dirt down the grass slope.

Mr. Baju Melayu threw an exploded caprisun thing at the kid wearing clothes.

After we left the masjid we went home and got our gifts or whatever and we watched Salman The Persian. Then we went to Mr. Baju Melayu's momma's house, but sadly, I have to change the name because he put on jeans and a shirt that said VOLCOM so I'll call him Volcom. At the house Kyle said let's go outside so I said Lets like a little british kid and went to the door to get my shoes and I slipped with my socks on the finely waxed floor and broke a mirror with junk on it. S rolled around on the couch and peed. Just kidding. After that we went outside and did amazing trampoline flips. We also filmed some parkour footage.

Good for you if you saw that^

We went to the park at 5:30 and smoked hookas in a circle.
Just kididng. some men did that.
then I pretended to play football with some kids even though I didn't know how to play.
Then we did some parkour on campus. I sucked a lollipop.
ONLY ONE. The guy said when I took a handful of sourstick thingys.

Then we went home and the next day, which was friday, I woke up late at 12:40 (Jumah started at 1:20) and my wheel was flat. I slimed it and zoomed. then after Jumah, we feasted on Thursday's leftovers. Danishes and stuff.  Then on Saturday morning i stole cake from the masjid's fridge after fajr.

I also played soccer and a guy ran into me and his kneecap slid under my kneecap as we collided. It hurts no more. I iced it at the masjid.


Right now I am listening to my surah, which is currently surah Shu A ra.

Wa maa ya'teehimmindhikrimminarahmanimuhdathin illaa kaanuu anhu murideen.
Thats what I just heard.


I have to wake daddy up at 4:50 so he can go to the masjid. Bye.

250$ PayPal Gift Card

I won the 250 paypal gift card prize at Appwinn. I got this email just now.

Now I just have to wait for their next email.

I'm in Revved for Ramadan right now, so I'll update later.

Future Video Ideas

My initial plan with my channel was to post one video a week. I've pretty much been doing that, missing about 3 weeks. But Anyway, I have a lot of video ideas planned for this channel. I always planned on making jailbreaking videos on this channel because 1. They're easy to make and 2. They get a lot of views for little effort put into making them. So now I think I'm a pretty good tweaker, so I'm gonna start making Jailbreak videos as soon as I get N's camera fixed or I get Mom's charged. Also, I want to make parkour videos, not for views, but because they're fun to make. But I really need a cameraman for those kinds of vids.

Kid Parkour

I just got a new video Published. Me and my friend made a parkour video in the spots I have around my house. I did a kong or two, he did a lazy. Unfortunately we didn't jump off anything high today, but trust me, we can. Our limit is 12 feet. This video actually took two days to film so when he came to my house on the second day I told him to bring the same shirt he wore the first day, a smelly pink shirt. So there you go! A parkour video. We actually have a lot more skills than this but we just decided to show our basic skills in this video.

Monsters!

So, my mom left me, Z and my sisters home without any Internet access? So what did we come up with? Well, JSF (my sister) was in charge of the script. It went something like this:
Z walks through the rooms. A ___ peeks out of the closet or something. Repeat for all rooms.
Or something like that. I forgot. Anyhow, here's the video.

Creepy video

There should be a new video up either today or tomorrow. It was kind of unorganized and weird because my sister S typed three sentences up and that was the script for this whole video.
Hint: Zombies, Ghosts, Vampires and Skeletons.

I might go out and film my new bike safety video if I don't have any class.

Kid Pranked x2

Here's the new video.

New video

I know in my last post I said I would film a video that evening. I did, but I ran out of time, so I have to film more of it either today or tomorrow. But anyway, forget that video because I had a sleepover at my friends' house last weekend and we pranked another of our friend who accidentally dropped two bucks out of my wallet. I'm editing the video right now, stay tuned.

Video

I shall film a new video today. I have not posted a video for almost over two weeks so I'm planning on filming today. I got almost the whole thing planned out in my head cuz I've been thinking about the storyline in my head for a few days already. Here's a hint: I got the idea after I watched a tutorial on how to get hit by a car.
Whoops!

Clones

I decided to clone Z because I wanted to test my clone machine, but it would be horrible to have two of either of my sisters. So I did Zeyd again. The only downside to that is that you'll get double the annoying crying and double the ignoringness and double the spills.




It was filmed on N's camera, hence the bad lowlight shots. Seriously. She shouldn't put it on auto mode. Auto mode fails. Especially on her camera. But after I was done filming, she told me I could actually change the ISO... >:/ Now she tells me...

Pretty much the only reason I used N's camera was for the wide angle lens. The iPad lens I usually use to film my videos always zooms the footage unnecessarily. So actually in the shot where one Z comes out of the washer and one out of the dryer, the camera was about 3-4 feet away from the washer and dryer.

Z is not a very good actor, but he does the job. He doesn't understand what I want to do, so he always isn't sure where to stand, even though I explain to him in the very simplest terms.

We actually got a lot more footage from the playground, but it was lost in the process of uploading the video clips. also, we got a shot of him on the swings. It woulda been really cool to have like 8 Z's on the swings, but the footage got lost.

Hopefully Clones 2 should be more awesome.

Also, I am currently working on a script for the second Z-Man episode. I'm thinking on making a better helmet or at least repairing the helmet. Maybe a splash of paint as well, and a suit? I'm planning on papier mache.

Whatever.

Impossible with a slow computer

What is impossible with a slow computer?
-Video Editing a perfect video with no mistakes
-Playing games
-To be nice to the computer.
-Everything


Bye!

Night is too long and Dinner too early

I was kinda hypoglycemic this morning. Usually it's because of the fact that we eat dinner at 5 and sleep at 10...
But last night there was some pizza at the masjid, and I ate like six slices. Two cheeses, one olive, and two spinach. The olive one had too much sauce, but the spinach had the perfect amount of cheese. It was epic. I didn't take any pictures, so haha. Partly because I was in a rush because my teacher came in randomly.

He walked in and said,
        "I don't want to stay here all night."
Then he left and didn't even eat any pizza. Lol.

Tense

Well that was the most tense moment ever. My hands are trembling right now, and my muscles feel weak. I just tried to win the Apple 50 Billion contest. I don't know yet if I won, but as soon as I saw that 50,000,000,000 BOOM! I just smashed that Install button. Hopefully I at least got one of the $500 cards.

I wonder what happens if you win. Will they send you an email or what? Me and Z were cleaning up and I just zoomed to the computer every 2 minutes. Then I went to the restroom, came out, and it was at 49,999,800,000
I got my mouse ready over the new Hangouts app by Google. Then it was so tense man, and them BOOM!

Whatever. But my heart is pounding so hard right now and my hands are so shaky I can barely type.

Karate?

Me and Z did some afternoon 'Karate'.
My uncles actually know Karate so they would probably scoff at this :/


So actually me and Z filmed this about a week ago, but I thought it was too lame to publish, but one of the biggest tips for beginning YouTubers is to post anything you can, so whatever man.

Most of this was filmed when my mom wasn't home, and she teaches this kid. The kid came to our house while me and Z were filming the last scene, so whatever. I told the kid mom wasn't home.

I bet he was wondering why I was saying 'I'm Krezzi!!'

Well then just watch the video, because you know who you are. >:D

New Video up!

I published my new video and I'm posting it everywhere I can.

Phones

We went to Wal-Mart yesterday. I looked around at the phones-or at least, the dummy phones.
I really hope the thinness is accurate, because the Samsung Galaxy S4 was reeaally thin.

Next to it, you can see the Note 2. I don't get why people think it's too big. My thumb can reach all corners if I shift my pinky under the phone a little for the top left corner.
I also held the fake HTC One. It felt kinda slippery, but that's probably because it was a dummy model. Look at that lame little phone next to it. I bet that one isn't a dummy model.

Views

My camping post has apparently got a lot of attention. Maybe I should monetize it. xP



Look at the pageviews of this blog, and the views on the videos in the camping post, even though they are unlisted, they win the title of my 'Most Viewed Videos'.
Here's a screenshot of Google Analytics.


Waitt...
Just checked, my other videos passed them again. But yesterday, they were the top viewed videos.

It seems that the videos that I posted public on social media got the most views, even though no one barely follows me. 

See 'The Cabin'? That's one of the unlisted videos in the Camping post. I have no idea where the other videos from that post are. I guess people like cabins. 

I'm with you.

Here are my blog analytics.

I guess people really like camping as well as cabins. Teehee.

Right now I'm uploading a video. You'll see what it is, just follow me on G+! Or subscribe on YouTube! For links, scroll to the bottom of the page.

And no, my video won't really take more than three hours to upload, that's just a YouTube glitch. Youtube wants to make jokes. 

HA HA. SO FUNNY.

Okay, So I'm going to try to upload this video and put the link to it in as many places as I can. Then let's see if that makes it top video, even though no one follows me. And my brother better not view it 20 times for fun.

I don't think it makes a difference anyway, because I think YouTube does one view per IP address. Am I correct? Either that, or something like that. Idk.

Well....

I'm looking online for cheap cameras. My criteria is....

Manual focusing

Flippable viewfinder 

1080p

Good Optical Zoom

Under $200 

External Microphone input

So, if someone who's good with cameras happens to see this post, then please comment below a link for a camera that meets this criteria.

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Whatever.

Evasion!

More like Evasi0n. I'm jailbreaking my iPod right now. Tweak/app recommendations?

Camping!

I went camping over the weekend in Cloudcroft, NM. It was freezing.

The Ride
When we all boarded the van, everybody was like,
"turn on the radio!"
"104.2!"
"No, 95.5!"
"You like classic, right, Sam?"
"No, Jazz!"
Then the whole thing started blaring music everywhere. But then a guy said,
"No, Sheikh is coming, turn it off. We can do it when we start moving!!"

Then we moved, and stopped at a gas station, where our drivers bought some Red Bull and cigarettes. Apparently one of the drivers was the boss at work of one of the guys and the guy said,
"Yeah my boss. His fingers are so thick that three of my fingers would be one of his. And he always stashes Red Bull at work, man!"

Strange.

Also, after we left the gas station, our driver was horrible at driving and he almost got us and the van's brakes killed.

Also, he didn't know the way, so he drove like 20 miles the wrong way. The other vans just waited for us.

Almost there
It was getting all dark and stuff, and the kids were all like screaming at the beauty of the view as if they never went on a road trip before.

"OOOOHH!!! LOOK BEHIND US! THE SUN!"
A guy started filming with his lame cracked camcorder.  Me and two guy were in the back seat. one wanted to pee but the drivers wouldn't stop so he was about to pee in his water bottle, but he didn't vbecuase of the view.

Then it got dark and we went up the hill with our ears popping and everybody started talking about Slender and scary movies. Then they all got scared, and they were actually really scared. And most of them were over sixteen. this is how it went.

"You know, it would be creepy if we just turned and suddenly saw a woman in black"
"Yeah that movie was so scary, when she just stood in the back of the train grinning."
"AAAAAH!!!"
"AAAH!!"
"STOP IT GUYS, IM REALLY SCARED"
"AAH WHY DONT THOSE HOUSES HAVE THEIR LIGHTS ON?"
"AAH!"
"AAH!"
"AAH WE'RE TURNING!"

Somebody really said that.

There
We got there later than expected, and we all went into our cabins, and they were all fancy. Here's a video, sorry it's so bad but we weren't actually allowed to have electronics in camp and there was a guy sleeping right behind me so i had to make it quick.
We ate some hot dogs and burgers for dinner. they were real good, but i only got to have one burger cuz all the kids stole all the other stuff. And they didn't even finish em! There was uneaten burgers on the ground. So The Sheikh lectured us on not wasting food, but they still did anyway.

Sleeping
After we bru- wait no, I'll talk about the bathrooms first

Bathrooms
The bathrooms were okay, but the only thing seperating the toilet from the rest of the bathroom was a translucent curtain. it was blue. All the guys thought that we could see them through the curtain, but actually we couldn't. Because the way the curtain was, you could only see through the curtain if you were behind the curtain, because there was more light on the other side. Also, some kids pooped. Enough said.

Sleeping
Okay, back to sleeping. After we all got ready for bed, we were all in our beds, and then, out of the blue, someone farted. The person who farted burst into laughter and everyone else screamed and covered their noses. Those were the worst farts I had ever smelt in my life. Everyone thought they were toxic. So like every five minutes someone farted so we ended up sleeping almost at midnight.

The Next Day
The night before we actually had a fire but apparently we weren't allowed to even though there was already a pre made fire pit. So this ranger came and she said
"No fire. You guys now, the forest is so dry ,and actually two weeks ago we had a big fire\."
So a man ran to the fire and poured some water ion the burning coal and BOOM!!! Smoke went into his face and he coughed while apologizing behind a thick cloud of dark gray smoke LOL. And even after she left, the coal was still smoking, so we still had heat...

Football
Somebody brought a football, the kind that has like fins in the back so it makes a whooshy sound when it flies through the air. We all started playing with that majigger, and it was awesome. I wanna buy one of those. We played a game where there was two teams, and someone in the other team bombed the ball hard toward our team, and then if someone in our team caught it, then the person who threw it was out. it was kind of  like dodgeball, only more painful because the ball slapped into our numb frostbitey hands.

Capture The Flag
Since the only activity the adults made for us was an hour hike, we had to make up our own games. one was the Football thing, and the other was Capture the flag. Two of the big guys got their shirts and they picked teams. No, I wasn't picked last. So there. We started playing, and I was a guard, because I failed at trying to find the flag because they actually hid their flag. Seriously, bro. I was hiding behind this tree by myself with the flag a few feet behind me. Those are the vans we came in. they had a lot of seats.


Since we couldn't have fire, the adults wanted to leave a day early, but we were busy playing Capture The Flag, so we all voted on staying.

Game Room
Since we couldn't have fire, the ranger reserved a game room for us, where there was a pool table and ping pong. Everybody hogged the pool table and played wrong, so I just had to play Ping pong doubles with this guy that everybody called Honey Mustard.

Skit
We had to do a skit in the game room and it was hawrible. We planned our skit at a table. The sheikh said that he would give prizes to the winning skit, but HE DIDN'T. So we did our skit on a muslim in a classroom ashamed and stuff. We won. But no prize.

Everybody's Names
At the beginning of the camp, the Sheikh told us to memorize everybody's names, and he said he'd give whoever could do it a prize. He didn't. He only took pictures with the winners.

Sleeping the second night
Everybody farted. it was cold. The farts warmed the room. Just kidding. My sleeping bag was wet. I had to sleep with my jacket on.

The Trip Back
We went back with a new driver who didn't let us play music in the van! Woohoo! We arrived about an hour early. The guy wanted everybody to stand for a group picture, but it never happened cuz everybody had to go pee. Including me.
The End.

A Photoshoot!

We had a photoshoot. it took years cuz we cldnt get the lighting right and Z smashed a light bulb. My pics didnt instant upload to G+ yet, so here's a pic of the door a few posts ago. Gotta run!!

Logo

I made three logos in GIMP. Which one do you guys like best?

 Cool. Comment below which one you like best.

YouTube

by the way, my YouTube channel is now upgraded to the new design, so go check it out!
youtube.com/metubehf

Door

Last night we went to Home Depot and bought a new door. I have a picture, but it's on my iPod and my mom has it right now because she went to speech therapy with Z and she wants to listen to lectures

Suuuuuuure lectures....
JK

Anyhow, we got a new door because the old one broke because a heavyweight hit it. No offense.

So the top of the door where the latch goes into the door busted, so we got a new door, but since our doors are french doors, (2 doors in one doorway) they come with a latch and everything in a set. But the new door we bought doesn't come with a latch or anything cuz we didn't buy the set, we bought a single door. It doesn't even come with a handle or anything. Also, the shade of paint is different than the broken door.

Ugh, I need those pictures.

Well anyway, this is my new blog, called X-Format because I am not formatting it like My Update. I just post very random things with completely no format, just because it's easier.
So whatever.

Also, I did not post on any of my blogs yet, I made a lot of videos on YouTube and I'm going to upload 2 new series too. The first one has to do with drawing, and the second one has to do with cooking.

I want to make a logo for this blog, because X'es always look cool drawn out. I'm going to make one right now.