Clones

I decided to clone Z because I wanted to test my clone machine, but it would be horrible to have two of either of my sisters. So I did Zeyd again. The only downside to that is that you'll get double the annoying crying and double the ignoringness and double the spills.




It was filmed on N's camera, hence the bad lowlight shots. Seriously. She shouldn't put it on auto mode. Auto mode fails. Especially on her camera. But after I was done filming, she told me I could actually change the ISO... >:/ Now she tells me...

Pretty much the only reason I used N's camera was for the wide angle lens. The iPad lens I usually use to film my videos always zooms the footage unnecessarily. So actually in the shot where one Z comes out of the washer and one out of the dryer, the camera was about 3-4 feet away from the washer and dryer.

Z is not a very good actor, but he does the job. He doesn't understand what I want to do, so he always isn't sure where to stand, even though I explain to him in the very simplest terms.

We actually got a lot more footage from the playground, but it was lost in the process of uploading the video clips. also, we got a shot of him on the swings. It woulda been really cool to have like 8 Z's on the swings, but the footage got lost.

Hopefully Clones 2 should be more awesome.

Also, I am currently working on a script for the second Z-Man episode. I'm thinking on making a better helmet or at least repairing the helmet. Maybe a splash of paint as well, and a suit? I'm planning on papier mache.

Whatever.

Impossible with a slow computer

What is impossible with a slow computer?
-Video Editing a perfect video with no mistakes
-Playing games
-To be nice to the computer.
-Everything


Bye!

Night is too long and Dinner too early

I was kinda hypoglycemic this morning. Usually it's because of the fact that we eat dinner at 5 and sleep at 10...
But last night there was some pizza at the masjid, and I ate like six slices. Two cheeses, one olive, and two spinach. The olive one had too much sauce, but the spinach had the perfect amount of cheese. It was epic. I didn't take any pictures, so haha. Partly because I was in a rush because my teacher came in randomly.

He walked in and said,
        "I don't want to stay here all night."
Then he left and didn't even eat any pizza. Lol.

Tense

Well that was the most tense moment ever. My hands are trembling right now, and my muscles feel weak. I just tried to win the Apple 50 Billion contest. I don't know yet if I won, but as soon as I saw that 50,000,000,000 BOOM! I just smashed that Install button. Hopefully I at least got one of the $500 cards.

I wonder what happens if you win. Will they send you an email or what? Me and Z were cleaning up and I just zoomed to the computer every 2 minutes. Then I went to the restroom, came out, and it was at 49,999,800,000
I got my mouse ready over the new Hangouts app by Google. Then it was so tense man, and them BOOM!

Whatever. But my heart is pounding so hard right now and my hands are so shaky I can barely type.

Karate?

Me and Z did some afternoon 'Karate'.
My uncles actually know Karate so they would probably scoff at this :/


So actually me and Z filmed this about a week ago, but I thought it was too lame to publish, but one of the biggest tips for beginning YouTubers is to post anything you can, so whatever man.

Most of this was filmed when my mom wasn't home, and she teaches this kid. The kid came to our house while me and Z were filming the last scene, so whatever. I told the kid mom wasn't home.

I bet he was wondering why I was saying 'I'm Krezzi!!'

Well then just watch the video, because you know who you are. >:D

New Video up!

I published my new video and I'm posting it everywhere I can.

Phones

We went to Wal-Mart yesterday. I looked around at the phones-or at least, the dummy phones.
I really hope the thinness is accurate, because the Samsung Galaxy S4 was reeaally thin.

Next to it, you can see the Note 2. I don't get why people think it's too big. My thumb can reach all corners if I shift my pinky under the phone a little for the top left corner.
I also held the fake HTC One. It felt kinda slippery, but that's probably because it was a dummy model. Look at that lame little phone next to it. I bet that one isn't a dummy model.

Views

My camping post has apparently got a lot of attention. Maybe I should monetize it. xP



Look at the pageviews of this blog, and the views on the videos in the camping post, even though they are unlisted, they win the title of my 'Most Viewed Videos'.
Here's a screenshot of Google Analytics.


Waitt...
Just checked, my other videos passed them again. But yesterday, they were the top viewed videos.

It seems that the videos that I posted public on social media got the most views, even though no one barely follows me. 

See 'The Cabin'? That's one of the unlisted videos in the Camping post. I have no idea where the other videos from that post are. I guess people like cabins. 

I'm with you.

Here are my blog analytics.

I guess people really like camping as well as cabins. Teehee.

Right now I'm uploading a video. You'll see what it is, just follow me on G+! Or subscribe on YouTube! For links, scroll to the bottom of the page.

And no, my video won't really take more than three hours to upload, that's just a YouTube glitch. Youtube wants to make jokes. 

HA HA. SO FUNNY.

Okay, So I'm going to try to upload this video and put the link to it in as many places as I can. Then let's see if that makes it top video, even though no one follows me. And my brother better not view it 20 times for fun.

I don't think it makes a difference anyway, because I think YouTube does one view per IP address. Am I correct? Either that, or something like that. Idk.

Well....

I'm looking online for cheap cameras. My criteria is....

Manual focusing

Flippable viewfinder 

1080p

Good Optical Zoom

Under $200 

External Microphone input

So, if someone who's good with cameras happens to see this post, then please comment below a link for a camera that meets this criteria.

Also, I'm looking for a cheap lighting solution for my videos, so if someone who... I don't know, sells lights? Yeah, I guess, if someone who sells cheap lights sees this post, comment below also.

Whatever.

Evasion!

More like Evasi0n. I'm jailbreaking my iPod right now. Tweak/app recommendations?

Camping!

I went camping over the weekend in Cloudcroft, NM. It was freezing.

The Ride
When we all boarded the van, everybody was like,
"turn on the radio!"
"104.2!"
"No, 95.5!"
"You like classic, right, Sam?"
"No, Jazz!"
Then the whole thing started blaring music everywhere. But then a guy said,
"No, Sheikh is coming, turn it off. We can do it when we start moving!!"

Then we moved, and stopped at a gas station, where our drivers bought some Red Bull and cigarettes. Apparently one of the drivers was the boss at work of one of the guys and the guy said,
"Yeah my boss. His fingers are so thick that three of my fingers would be one of his. And he always stashes Red Bull at work, man!"

Strange.

Also, after we left the gas station, our driver was horrible at driving and he almost got us and the van's brakes killed.

Also, he didn't know the way, so he drove like 20 miles the wrong way. The other vans just waited for us.

Almost there
It was getting all dark and stuff, and the kids were all like screaming at the beauty of the view as if they never went on a road trip before.

"OOOOHH!!! LOOK BEHIND US! THE SUN!"
A guy started filming with his lame cracked camcorder.  Me and two guy were in the back seat. one wanted to pee but the drivers wouldn't stop so he was about to pee in his water bottle, but he didn't vbecuase of the view.

Then it got dark and we went up the hill with our ears popping and everybody started talking about Slender and scary movies. Then they all got scared, and they were actually really scared. And most of them were over sixteen. this is how it went.

"You know, it would be creepy if we just turned and suddenly saw a woman in black"
"Yeah that movie was so scary, when she just stood in the back of the train grinning."
"AAAAAH!!!"
"AAAH!!"
"STOP IT GUYS, IM REALLY SCARED"
"AAH WHY DONT THOSE HOUSES HAVE THEIR LIGHTS ON?"
"AAH!"
"AAH!"
"AAH WE'RE TURNING!"

Somebody really said that.

There
We got there later than expected, and we all went into our cabins, and they were all fancy. Here's a video, sorry it's so bad but we weren't actually allowed to have electronics in camp and there was a guy sleeping right behind me so i had to make it quick.
We ate some hot dogs and burgers for dinner. they were real good, but i only got to have one burger cuz all the kids stole all the other stuff. And they didn't even finish em! There was uneaten burgers on the ground. So The Sheikh lectured us on not wasting food, but they still did anyway.

Sleeping
After we bru- wait no, I'll talk about the bathrooms first

Bathrooms
The bathrooms were okay, but the only thing seperating the toilet from the rest of the bathroom was a translucent curtain. it was blue. All the guys thought that we could see them through the curtain, but actually we couldn't. Because the way the curtain was, you could only see through the curtain if you were behind the curtain, because there was more light on the other side. Also, some kids pooped. Enough said.

Sleeping
Okay, back to sleeping. After we all got ready for bed, we were all in our beds, and then, out of the blue, someone farted. The person who farted burst into laughter and everyone else screamed and covered their noses. Those were the worst farts I had ever smelt in my life. Everyone thought they were toxic. So like every five minutes someone farted so we ended up sleeping almost at midnight.

The Next Day
The night before we actually had a fire but apparently we weren't allowed to even though there was already a pre made fire pit. So this ranger came and she said
"No fire. You guys now, the forest is so dry ,and actually two weeks ago we had a big fire\."
So a man ran to the fire and poured some water ion the burning coal and BOOM!!! Smoke went into his face and he coughed while apologizing behind a thick cloud of dark gray smoke LOL. And even after she left, the coal was still smoking, so we still had heat...

Football
Somebody brought a football, the kind that has like fins in the back so it makes a whooshy sound when it flies through the air. We all started playing with that majigger, and it was awesome. I wanna buy one of those. We played a game where there was two teams, and someone in the other team bombed the ball hard toward our team, and then if someone in our team caught it, then the person who threw it was out. it was kind of  like dodgeball, only more painful because the ball slapped into our numb frostbitey hands.

Capture The Flag
Since the only activity the adults made for us was an hour hike, we had to make up our own games. one was the Football thing, and the other was Capture the flag. Two of the big guys got their shirts and they picked teams. No, I wasn't picked last. So there. We started playing, and I was a guard, because I failed at trying to find the flag because they actually hid their flag. Seriously, bro. I was hiding behind this tree by myself with the flag a few feet behind me. Those are the vans we came in. they had a lot of seats.


Since we couldn't have fire, the adults wanted to leave a day early, but we were busy playing Capture The Flag, so we all voted on staying.

Game Room
Since we couldn't have fire, the ranger reserved a game room for us, where there was a pool table and ping pong. Everybody hogged the pool table and played wrong, so I just had to play Ping pong doubles with this guy that everybody called Honey Mustard.

Skit
We had to do a skit in the game room and it was hawrible. We planned our skit at a table. The sheikh said that he would give prizes to the winning skit, but HE DIDN'T. So we did our skit on a muslim in a classroom ashamed and stuff. We won. But no prize.

Everybody's Names
At the beginning of the camp, the Sheikh told us to memorize everybody's names, and he said he'd give whoever could do it a prize. He didn't. He only took pictures with the winners.

Sleeping the second night
Everybody farted. it was cold. The farts warmed the room. Just kidding. My sleeping bag was wet. I had to sleep with my jacket on.

The Trip Back
We went back with a new driver who didn't let us play music in the van! Woohoo! We arrived about an hour early. The guy wanted everybody to stand for a group picture, but it never happened cuz everybody had to go pee. Including me.
The End.

A Photoshoot!

We had a photoshoot. it took years cuz we cldnt get the lighting right and Z smashed a light bulb. My pics didnt instant upload to G+ yet, so here's a pic of the door a few posts ago. Gotta run!!

Logo

I made three logos in GIMP. Which one do you guys like best?

 Cool. Comment below which one you like best.

YouTube

by the way, my YouTube channel is now upgraded to the new design, so go check it out!
youtube.com/metubehf

Door

Last night we went to Home Depot and bought a new door. I have a picture, but it's on my iPod and my mom has it right now because she went to speech therapy with Z and she wants to listen to lectures

Suuuuuuure lectures....
JK

Anyhow, we got a new door because the old one broke because a heavyweight hit it. No offense.

So the top of the door where the latch goes into the door busted, so we got a new door, but since our doors are french doors, (2 doors in one doorway) they come with a latch and everything in a set. But the new door we bought doesn't come with a latch or anything cuz we didn't buy the set, we bought a single door. It doesn't even come with a handle or anything. Also, the shade of paint is different than the broken door.

Ugh, I need those pictures.

Well anyway, this is my new blog, called X-Format because I am not formatting it like My Update. I just post very random things with completely no format, just because it's easier.
So whatever.

Also, I did not post on any of my blogs yet, I made a lot of videos on YouTube and I'm going to upload 2 new series too. The first one has to do with drawing, and the second one has to do with cooking.

I want to make a logo for this blog, because X'es always look cool drawn out. I'm going to make one right now.