Be Smart

I guess the last post didn't have enough details? idk.

Anyway, I'm Getting a Nexus 4. I think it's coming Tuesday. I'm going to make a bunch of videos on it inshelleh. Here are my video plans.

-Unboxing and First Impressions
-Review (includes Camera test and stuff)
-Android 4.3
-App Reviews
-Possibly Case reviews
-Maybe something on google Now


My estimated views per day on these sort of videos is about 5, but I'm guessing 1 or 2 on the first day. Hopefully this will make my ranking higher.

Anyway, the reason I'm getting it is because I simply want it.  I've wanted it for over a year but I didn't  have enough money, so instead I vouched for the Nexus 7, which is pretty much the same thing with  a bigger screen and no SIM slot. But on Eid Gramps gave us money and I also won that Paypal thing and now the Nexus 4 price is lowered by $100, and it was cheap to begin with. So I got the 16GB variant. I want to get this one for all my apps and use it to check my social networks and stuff and also call someone if I ever get more than 3 people to ever call.
Lol.

I don't even really want it to call people with. Maybe text people with, but I use texting apps for that. Also, I want to use my iPod for Quran and my iPod is pretty much totally out of storage space. Makes sense, because we got it for Quran anyway, which takes up about 2 GB of those 8GB. And I only consider something over 50 dollars completely mine if I bought it. So my bed technically is mine, but It really isn't. Anyway, I actually want to own the Nexus 4 with no restrictions. I will also share it with Ummi when she "needs" a phone for her quran classes and when she wants to listen to Ko Ann, her favorite artist on it.
Just kidding. Ko Ann is how malaysians say Quraaaaaan

Also this thing might be good to film some of my parkour stuff on it, even though yes, i know that the Nexus 4 isn't the best camera ever. But hey, it's a camera and it's better than my iPod's .7 megapixeller. Yes, POINT SEVEN

I'll probably use restricted profiles so Ummi can have her own profile on the phone. That'd be cool, doodies.


Now for my very uninteresting news. I went to the doctor today and the nurse told me to take everything off but my undies so I could put my little robe made of tissue on. I ripped it a little and I wasn't broad enough for the shoulders. BTW I kept my pants on, cuz Ummi said that the doctor prolly wont even look under there or anything, so what's the point?

So ha ha you mean nurse.

Cuz she also wanted me to have a shot against Najsdkms or something like that. it started with N. BUT I didn't get one. Also they wanted to suck my blood out of my arm but my excuse was: I'm fasting

ANAA SAA IM

Cuz I was angry
JK LOL

I might go to a Gym to do beayyyyutiful parkour. Still being Deescassed.

I'm Getting a Nexus 4

Daddy ordered me a Nexus 4 litchrelly 30 minutes ago. It shld arrive in 3-5 days. Thanks for that, Dad.
It's such a huge steal for 200 bucks, and it's UNLOCKED. That's crazy man. I'll make some videos on it for my channel, so stay tuned, blokes.

Nexus 4

The Nexus 4 is a hundred dollars off! I know this means that the nexus 5 is coming, but I think the Nexus 4 is pretty much futureproof, after all, it's a nexus with NFC and wireless charging. I want to get it with my money so I own it and share it with Ummi, because she always steals my iPod to do her Quran.
Last night I saw the tweet right before Isha and I was all like, MANRUCRAZY?! cuz it was cheap to start with.

I need to make more videos.

Any ideas? I want to make a short film, but i don't even have a camera I can use. The only functioning camera I can use is the iPad camera, but I want to do some filming outside, so no way. Os I want to get the Canon Powershot, but I don't want to use my current money to buy one, even though I have enough money. I want to get some more money, specifically around 185 bucks to buy this majigger. It has really nice depth of field. That means its field goes really deep down to the earth's core.

But anyway, even if I do get one, I still need to make videos now and I also need ideas for videos for when I get one. My views have gone down from 300 monthly to 200. So... Wait actually I can make a video. I have a bunch of parkour footage from eid but I want to get some more footage but the thing is that there is no one to hold he camera to film my moves, and I don't have a tripod, so... blah.

ALSO I need to get a video editor. Windows Movie Maker does the job, but it's so limited, and the Macbook has no iMovie cuz I restored it from CD. I mean, I could buy it in the mac app store but it isn't worth it, because the Mac is Roesack, which is a malay word that means Rope sack.

The only thing I can see myself getting is Premiere pro through Crack file, but on the adobe site I can't find a free trial. After Effects runs too slow on my computer. I need to upgrade this thing, but it's hard to upgrade slim towers.

Z is playing starfall games. I will write what I hear from them.

*Lame music in background*
Dundundundun, dendendendennendendendenh, dundundundundun, dendendendenhehnehd
Z: Okayshlkd
Z: Maybe that one, HEEHEHEHEE *Pats feet on the floor*

*Drum sounds and brids sounds start and go faster and faster*
Ummi: Wetwetwet
*More Drums*
*Ummi types*
Ummi: No you don't keep doing that, Z!
Ummi: Is that right, nooe Red, red you already red the bok yeah!
Ummi: Soh SOH SAUCE!
Ummi: Sang Yeah! You got up!
*Song ends*
Ummi: chicken stacker!
Computer: ABCD WATERMELON! AH EH OOOHH! OHH!
Ummi: That's the O sound. Short oh. short o.
Ummi: Stack five-
Computer: *Chicken bawks* Whoops. let's try again!

that's too tiring and boring so I have stopped. I need to go do some wordly unwise but I'm on my break..

i'm fasting my second day of shawwal today. I ate pb sandwiches for suhoor and choked.

Btw, I was wrong. Roe sack means messed up.


The computer just said
LETS KILL SOME MORE CHICKENS!
Z said "Yeah!"


What? It just said fuzzy lion ears.


I have a beautiful NERF Nite Striker in front of me. It is cocked and loaded.

It said fuzzy lion ears again.


Yes, Nite Strikers can talk.


I don't know what to write.

Pooh is fat.


It's 10:45 AM now. 9 hours and 15 minutes left until Eeftor. that's how gangsters say iftar.

I can't remember anything at all that happened this week other than the fact that we went to a music and dance school and bought Raw milk in a jar. And I just realized that we don't actually know if that milk is raw. how do we know that they aren't just selling us milk from the stores. Pouring it in a jar doesn't fool nobody, kids.

Anyway, I tasted some because Ummi threw away my Tang and doesn't remember that she did. It tastes like milk that got frozen and then the ice melted into water.


Okay, what else happened?

I went to the bathroom on Monday. That happened.

What else? Ugh this post is not saving. I'm going to copy and paste all this junk to a new post and publeeshi it.

Hallo

I'm writing random things right now. That will explain the title of this post.

So everybody seems to be writing little eid posts. How cute. I shall join the party.

The night before eid we went to sight the moon that wasn't there. but we decided it was eid anyway. A guy took his Shahadah after Isha. He was 16.

The next day we went to the masjid and the front twine fence had trash on it. Wait, it wasn't trash! it was cups stuck in between the wires to write something. I still am unsure what it spelled. In the beginning, daddy and me were at the masjid on Wednesday and somebody screwed up and started writing H A on the wrong side of the fence but later on they converted that into some arabic word.

In the morning I was first in line and I got all my food. I got a donut, two keghussaaa'ts (croissants), and some potato salad type thing. There was two huge pans of bread. I wanted to get the bread until I heard them clang against the pan and each other when a guy got a bread. Apparently it was bread that was supposed to be dipped in non existent soup.

Why am I making one word bold per paragraph?

Oh I guess it can be half a word too.

Yes, I know the paragraph above did not have a bold word, but that is beyond the point.
As I said before, I am writing random things, and I just remembered that the last post I did on this blog was the paypal Gift card thingy. Well I have already claimed the card, thanks for not asking, but it took a long time cuz my dad insisted I talk to his IT guy with wispy hair and too much computer screens and too much unopened apple TVs. I wonder what IT stands for. probably Intermediate Tom. but the guy's name was Carlos. So maybe Inyoface Talker. Well not really cuz I was standing behind him and he was scared to look at me or something so he talked to the air on the opposite side of him.
"Yeah I think it's a scam, the hoshfosi is kinda shlsww"
I forgot what he said.
but anyways I will settle with IT standing for Intern Torn if only because those were the first two words that came to my mind at that moment.

Back to Eid.

We got stuff this eid surprisingly. Z got a bunch of junky Zaky DVD's. he is watching one right now. Zaky sings too much. But at least Z also got some cool DVDs. He got Salman The Persian, Before the Light, and Great Women of Islam. I like B4 The Light best.

Me, N and S tinky got money from gramps. Mine is in my bank account that I made yesterday after we went to farmers market.

I want to get a Nexus 7 with the paypal money. following the dimensions I found online, I made a cardboard thing the exact size of the new Nexus 7 and it fit in my pocket, and also it felt very cool and small. It's way smaller than it looks in videos.

Well nayway, back to Eid morning. I got my food, then went outside with a kid wearing fancy pink baju melayu and another kid wearing clothes. We tried to wallrun the masjid with fancy clothes on. i ended up bouncing off the wall and rolling in the dirt down the grass slope.

Mr. Baju Melayu threw an exploded caprisun thing at the kid wearing clothes.

After we left the masjid we went home and got our gifts or whatever and we watched Salman The Persian. Then we went to Mr. Baju Melayu's momma's house, but sadly, I have to change the name because he put on jeans and a shirt that said VOLCOM so I'll call him Volcom. At the house Kyle said let's go outside so I said Lets like a little british kid and went to the door to get my shoes and I slipped with my socks on the finely waxed floor and broke a mirror with junk on it. S rolled around on the couch and peed. Just kidding. After that we went outside and did amazing trampoline flips. We also filmed some parkour footage.

Good for you if you saw that^

We went to the park at 5:30 and smoked hookas in a circle.
Just kididng. some men did that.
then I pretended to play football with some kids even though I didn't know how to play.
Then we did some parkour on campus. I sucked a lollipop.
ONLY ONE. The guy said when I took a handful of sourstick thingys.

Then we went home and the next day, which was friday, I woke up late at 12:40 (Jumah started at 1:20) and my wheel was flat. I slimed it and zoomed. then after Jumah, we feasted on Thursday's leftovers. Danishes and stuff.  Then on Saturday morning i stole cake from the masjid's fridge after fajr.

I also played soccer and a guy ran into me and his kneecap slid under my kneecap as we collided. It hurts no more. I iced it at the masjid.


Right now I am listening to my surah, which is currently surah Shu A ra.

Wa maa ya'teehimmindhikrimminarahmanimuhdathin illaa kaanuu anhu murideen.
Thats what I just heard.


I have to wake daddy up at 4:50 so he can go to the masjid. Bye.