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Saturday, October 19, 2013

We won

For the first time since Daddy left, the team I was in WON 4-3!

But my ankle got retwisted.

Friday, October 18, 2013

Today

Azul told us to clean. She assigned me the bathroom and outside. 

We went to Joomah.

We went to Shopping
Oh yeah, at Albertsons, my debit card didnt work because Abi set a 30$ limit per month on it. Of course i forgot about that so I swiped it like 3 times. The cashier was not very nice, very impatient and know it all, leaning his arm on the thing. He said snobbily;
"Funds Insufficient,"
And stared at me satisfactorily. The guy who bagged our stuff was silent.
So then me and S payed 20 dollars each of our cash.

We went home.

I went to soccer at 4:30 on the bus
Usually I wait at the bus stop mby myself, but this time there was a chinese woman who had an iPhone 4S and was listening to stuff. She was wearing a gray hoodie and holding a cloth bag with a bomb in it just kidding.

I landed at campus and walked fastly cuz the bus was 10 mins late. s r s l y man. I arrived there at idk what time, but everyone was already there, and we started after I put my shoes on.
Youb came and picked my nose me up. He came with Tawi, but I was Goalie o i told people to be goailie, but they were all snobby and wanted to be defender and junk so I just left them with no goalie. We were losing like 11 - 4 anyway so who honestly cares.

I ate a lollipop at Mooey gave me.
Oh yeah btw my ankle got twisted and I could barely walk after Isha. But at least it wasnt in vain because I actually got the ball that time from Fal. But then I wrestled a hefty kid and all the movement got it untwisted. Btw I won every single time, and we fought like 8 times, and Dola was cheering us on cuz he said wrestling is soona.

I got two slices of pizza then someone donated me one more. One was cheese and the other was juicy jalapenos and then the one that got donated to me was just green pepper.
The jalapenos made my face get hot.

I went bck home with mooey in the backseat with two other guys. I sat on the hump, so I was taller than them. BEAT THAT, 5'11"ers. (they were both 5'11")

I bathed and brash mai teeth.
The End.

Z is being annoying behind me and playing with my weights and pretending he's speaking by making sounds. (Hint to Z: THAT ISNT SPEAKING)

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Eid

This is my Eid post.


On Eid morning we woke up, then prayed Fajr and stuff, then me and Z and Kylie went to the masjid at 7:20 and then N and S came later because Kylie's mom's car wouldn't fit us all. Me and Kylie were pretty much the first people there other than Reekwan and Sirtawe and a saudi guy with a fancy Mustang.At 7:30 they started the takbeer stuff and it was kind of weird because only Sirtawe and Ammar were saying it so you could hear both of their voices. Also, I think Ammar put the mic too close to his mouth. Also, when people started coming, Ammar kept on screaming into the mic: "Louder brathars. Fear allah." So me and Kylie did it a bit.

So then we started praying at 8:00. Gazumi led the prayer, and after the prayer he did the khutba. Then the Khutba ended and i rammed through all the hugging men to get to the food, but unfortunately a man and some kids beat me and kylie to the food. I got an egg sandwich, SOME ROTI CHANAI! But I think it was parthas, not roti chanai- and I also got  huge cinnamon bun, some rice and some danishes. Kylie got so little food, he's so junky. he couldn't even finish it.

No other boys came, because there was school. Kylie didn't have school because he goes to a strange private school.

After we ate and stuff, i brought a bunch of gifts to the mimbar and then I was assigned to give kids candy with Kylie. Then a kid, which I will call Ar, barged in and said,

"CAN I HELP? Let Me help? Cn I help? Hey! Can I help? Huh?"

Then Kylie got kind of annoyed and let Ar take his spot. Then I basically just pulled the candy out of the big black trash bag, and Ar snatched it from my hand, clapping nd telling me to hurry up as if everything was so frantic. Also, a dumb kid who I'll call Tamarind stole three bags of candy and lied and said he didnt have any yet. What a greed.

I got a bunch of tootsie rolls from a aluminum pan and also a tootsie pop and more stuff. I got two pocketfuls of candy, but unfortunately i finished it all on Eid day. After the gifts were finished being passed out I asked for a balloon nd used the helium, but apparently the helium wasnt 100 percent helium because my voice was only babyish for like 10 seconds.

Then Me, Kylie and Ammar entertained ourselves by jumping like cats with thawbs and fancy eid clothes to get the balloons on the ceiling. I wore my brown thawb and it limited my jumping because it is so heavy.

My phone vibrated a couple of times during the Khutba because Daddy was chatting with me.


After we left the masjid Kylie came with us to our house and photobombed our eid pictures, and then we did some pretty cool stuff. Also he wanted to play a weird dumbish game tht was essentially tag, but to tag someone you stab them in the stomach with Z's fake bowie knife that I bought for him, and it has teeth marks on it because he used to bite it.

Sal picked us up at like, 4 as soon as the athan on the computer started. We stopped by Albertsons to get some juice, then we went to her house, where Kylie's dad had to pick up Kylie to go to football practice. Me and N jumped on the trampoline and I did beautiful flips.

The End.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Hey

Mom and dad are in Hosh, but a big burly man who used to be an mma fighter is stayin with us, so robbers wont murder.

jk

butanywhooooooooooooooo they went to quataw but now they're in Medinah.

Nura's 14 or something today. Z is doing junk and crying cuz of cheesy lips. Sakinah's doing bad stuff in her room. Dugglass got i ntrouble in Bio class.
I need to watch a vid for class brb. its about lipids.

11 mins later....


Hello. We learned that a random guy likes in N out burgies. But he says he'll get heart disease. He wears Glashes.

Salt is made of two poisons. Abi's phone is really thick.